My New Leaf: another craptastic poem
Today will be the day! A new leaf off the tree- I’ll spend each bit of precious time Only doing good for me I plan to get up early, Maybe go for a long run. I would really like to watch T.V. But there...
View ArticleEFFF My life- A visual presentation.
It’s one of those days where I really just cannot think straight. I have either gone out of town or had really big plans the last few weekends- and I’m not sure my body can take any more. I haven’t...
View ArticleSUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.
I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t really think I can stress enough how much I would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes, eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups...
View ArticleIn which I vlog and am a klutz
Hey people. I have decided to grace you with yet another video blog, or “vlog” or whatever you kids are calling it these days. It was originally filmed to be a TMI tale, (check out Lilu’s archives if...
View ArticleThat time I almost beat a woman to death with frozen chicken…
I had a million plans to write something of substance today, but I got sidetracked by the dire need to bake home- made oatmeal cookies. My boyfriend’s roommate has been out of town for the last couple...
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